Skunk Ape!
Legend has it that this Swamp Sasquatch roams the woods of Florida. Skeptics say lack of evidence means this elusive ape is nothing more than a folk tale, but what if you’ve seen him and didn’t realize it? While his reddish fur and foul stench may seem like a dead give away, his resemblance to humans may have helped him evade capture…
Overheard in Florida:
What was the deal with that guy in the park today chasing all the dogs?
Did that backwoods bumpkin really just steal the hot dogs off my grill??
Headline: “Naked man with shopping cart seen crossing Turnpike”
Who knows? If you ever find yourself out at a party, drinking on the tailgate of a pickup, squint through the smoke of the campfire. Maybe that tall fella on the other side shotgunnin’ a cold one is the country cryptid himself!
Skunk Ape- the original Florida Man?